T-Shirt — Can Opener Bridge

Your favorite bumper sticker, now available as a t-shirt!An object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an inert bridge that rips the roof off.

This heavyweight cotton shirt drapes casually, with a soft, muted color and a slightly broken-in texture from post-construction dyeing. The front features a witty, road-sign style design — small, sharp, and easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Stitched for durability and made to move with you, it’s the kind of shirt you grab for long drives, weekend projects, or low-key meetups where comfort and quiet personality matter.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for dependable fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitched seams for extra durability
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit, available S–4XL
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with sewn-in label — made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50